Bloody Hard Knox vs. Monty's Full Python

Bloody Hard Knox Win!
2 - 1

Season Late 2008 Season
Date October 07, 2008
Gate 36000 fans
Overtime Yes

On a day that opened with sweltering heat the overmatched undead squad brought in a wizard and Ramtut to even things up. The Undead won the toss and elected to receive. The arrival of a breeze cleared away the heat and the undead formed up their cage. Superstar minotaur Certian Hurtin' caused problems early but after he was knocked down a second time he threw a tantrum on the ground as the cage moved away from him. An early Chaos end of turn was all that the Undead needed to beat down their opponents and walk the ball in at the end of the half.

Chaos received the second half kick and ran a sweep down the field. They could have scored early but elected to reduce the amount of time for the undead drive and increase the amount of beatdown. This plan almost backfired after a couple of turns when the wizard knocked down the ball carrier but Chaos was able to score after a failed ghoul pickup. At this point each team had 3-4 players in the cas box and 3 in the KO box. Chaos had no trouble waking up their players and fielded their now maximum 10, just in time to watch the undead's 2 turn drive of failed pickups.

The undead won the toss and received for OT, but their still KOed Ghouls and wight meant that all the skeletons and zombies were coming off the bench to get their numbers up to 11. After a few turns Ramtut failed an early block and allowed Chaos to attack the ball carrier. The crowd decided to throw the ball towards the endzone defended by Chaos. The only undead players anywhere near the ball were zombies and since they were too far away to do any good, Chaos felt they would be able to take control of the ball. An eclipse made everyone goblins but the zombies apperently forgot this by failing to dodge and pickup the ball, losing their chance at glory. Chaos had just enough time left to run the ball the length of the field past the fallen bodies of their enemies to secure the OT win.

At a post game press conference BHK announced that they would continue to play in the OBBL until Certain Hurtin' was a Legend or dead, giving the rest of the league even more incentive to try and take down the deadly tempermental beast.

Bloody Hard Knox

  • Winnings: 30,000gp
  • FF: 0

# Player TD CAS COMP CAT INTER MVP Injury
1 Right Hook 0 0 0 0 0 0 BH
2 Dis Amember 0 1 0 0 0 0
3 Morte Gorehorn 0 0 0 0 0 0
4 Hate Allbody 0 0 0 0 0 0
5 Broken Neck 0 1 0 0 0 0
6 Rabbit Punch 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Clock Cleaner 0 0 0 0 0 0 MNG
8 Ball Basher 0 0 0 0 0 0 MNG
9 Ty Rant 0 0 0 0 0 0
10 Elbow Inereye 0 0 0 0 0 0
11 Udder Uppercut 1 0 1 0 0 0
12 Rude Defacer 1 0 0 0 0 0
13 Rip Torn Again 0 0 0 0 0 0 BH
14 Certain Hurtin' 0 2 0 0 0 1
9 CecilBdemented 0 0 0 0 0 0

Monty's Full Python

  • Winnings: 40,000gp
  • FF: 0

# Player TD CAS COMP CAT INTER MVP Injury
1 Thin Mint 0 1 0 0 0 0 BH
2 Flesh Wound 0 1 0 0 0 0
105 Liver Donor 1 0 0 0 0 0
4 Silly Walk 0 0 0 0 0 0
5 Crunchy Frog II 0 0 0 0 0 0
103 General Direction II 0 1 0 0 0 1
7 Holy Hand Grenade II 0 0 0 0 0 0
104 Spanish Inquisition 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 Not Dead Yet 0 0 0 0 0 0
106 Watery Tart 0 0 0 0 0 0
14 Spiney Norman 0 0 0 0 0 0
13 Cannibalized Minstrel 0 0 0 0 0 0 NI
102 Taunt You Again 0 0 0 0 0 0
15 Favorite Color 0 0 0 0 0 0
16 Biggus Kickus 0 0 0 0 0 0

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