Monty's Full Python vs. Bloody Hard Knox

Monty's Full Python Win!
2 - 1

Season Late 2008 Tournament/ Early 2009 Preseason
Date November 18, 2008
Gate 34000 fans
Overtime Yes

Blood Bowl XIV

Outside the arena before the match the Chaos coach spotted the Undead coach and asked "Are you ready for the carnage?" The good natured chuckle which followed was described otherwise in the Undead locker room as they came out fired up and ready to deliver some carnage of their own.

The Undead team was greatly overmatched and was able to get a wizard and a pair of BW babes to help out. It seems that Certain Hurtin' was so overconfident and got so drunk the night before he was Really Stupid for this game (Duh, Where am I?). The crowd was determined to play their part in the match as Chaos had the benefit of Friendly Fans while the Undead team had Rowdy fans on their side.

At the opening kickoff the fans for both teams cheered loudly enough to inspire each team enough for an additional reroll. The Undead received the kick and proceeded to pound their way downfield. After the first two turns there were 2 dead Beastmen (worthless Apoth), another one badly hurt and a KOed Warrior, probably not the carnage the Chaos coach was expecting. The Chaos squad fought for the ball and made their opponents work to advance it. Desptite the hangover the Minotaur worked to get close to the ball and the leaping Chaos Warrior also tried to pry it loose. This did slow down the undead cage but the Chaos players continued to leave the pitch. By the time the Undead walked into the Endzone there were 4 cas'ed and 4 KOed Chaos players. All 4 KOed players were able to wake up for the second half so Chaos started the half only down by a single man.

Despite the pounding they had endured the Chaos team showed their power by giving it back to the undead. Early in the drive the wizard tossed in a fireball knocking down all 4 Chaos players in the blast zone. A Ghoul had a clear shot at the ball and some open field but was unable to pick it up. In response to this failure, casulaties and KOs were issued by the mighty Chaos team, leaving their opponents with 3 left on the pitch by the time they scored. During this drive and the 2 turns following the Undead was able to take out a few more Chaos players as well. The difference leading to OT was the undead had a started with a full bench, regeneration, and 2 BW babes while Chaos started with a bench of 3 (and a worthless apoth) so were unable to absorb the damage as easily.

Despite starting OT with just 7 players which included all 4 Warriors and the Minotaur the Chaos team was still dangerous. The Chaos squad was relieved to receive and was especialy happy that the crown got involved in their favor by KOing a wight with a thrown rock. Once the ball was kicked Chaos started to pound on their rivals. However, the Minotaur finally messed up a block (blowing the last TRR in the process) and ended their turn early. The undead team was able to strike back on the line and their unmarked speedy players swarmed into the backfield to challenge the lone Beastman back for the ball. The undead were able to knock the ball loose and stun the ballcarrier. The Chaos counterattack around the ball ended with a failed block. With the ball (and a championship) lying in the endzone Holy Hand Grenade II was able to dodge away from a Chaos Warrior and pick up the ball to bring home the trophy.

Monty's Full Python

  • Winnings: 110,000gp
  • FF: 0

# Player TD CAS COMP CAT INTER MVP Injury
1 Thin Mint 0 2 0 0 0 0
2 Flesh Wound 0 1 0 0 0 0
105 Liver Donor 0 1 0 0 0 0
4 Silly Walk 0 1 0 0 0 0
5 Crunchy Frog II 0 0 0 0 0 0
103 General Direction II 0 0 0 0 0 0 BH
7 Holy Hand Grenade II 2 0 0 0 0 0
104 Spanish Inquisition 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 Not Dead Yet 0 0 0 0 0 0
106 Watery Tart 0 0 0 0 0 1 BH
11 This is Abuse 0 0 0 0 0 0
14 Spiney Norman 0 0 0 0 0 0
13 Cannibalized Minstrel 0 0 0 0 0 0
102 Taunt You Again 0 0 0 0 0 0 DEAD
15 Favorite Color 0 0 0 0 0 0
16 Biggus Kickus 0 0 0 0 0 0

Bloody Hard Knox

  • Winnings: -30,000gp
  • FF: -1

# Player TD CAS COMP CAT INTER MVP Injury
1 Right Hook 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Dis Amember 0 1 0 0 0 0
3 Morte Gorehorn 0 1 0 0 0 0
4 Hate Allbody 1 0 0 0 0 0
5 Broken Neck 0 0 0 0 0 0 DEAD
6 Rabbit Punch 0 2 0 0 0 0
7 Clock Cleaner 0 0 0 0 0 0 BH
8 Ball Basher 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 Ty Rant 0 0 0 0 0 0 MNG
10 Elbow Inereye 0 0 0 0 0 0 BH
11 Udder Uppercut 0 0 0 0 0 0 -1MA
12 Rude Defacer 0 0 0 0 0 0 DEAD
13 Rip Torn Again 0 0 0 0 0 0
14 Certain Hurtin' 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 CecilBdemented 0 0 0 0 0 0

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